if a bitch u hate on the seat, just push her off with this handy dandy bitch movin’ seat
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DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
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Beauty Photography by Elinor Carucci / Fashion Photography / Photography Hubs and Blogs
Wassily Kandinsky, “Tanzkurven: Zu den Tänzen der Palucca,” Das Kunstblatt, Potsdam, vol. 10, no. 3 (1926)
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live to ride
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my g spot is located about 2 inches inside your wallet
Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.
This can save lives